Chelsea’s Tour Quotes

Chelsea’s Tour Quotes

Here are my favorite things Chelsea has said since we have been on tour!

Me: “I don’t want to do any thing babe.”
Chelsea: “Fine be a failure.”
* In relation to waking up in the morning after being exhausted teaching three workshops in three days!

“Babe I need a vegetable.”
* In relation to her eating out for a week and her needing to eat healthy. She said this at 8am.

“Ew I should put some of my mustache cream on that.”
* In relation to her finding a new patch of hair on my hand.

“Well… We have gas all over the car. So we have that going for us.”
* In relation to her pumping gas and accidentally spilling some on the side of the car. 

“Don’t get glass in my banana.”
*In relation to my phone being shattered and setting it next to her breakfast in the car.

“You are a middle class white male. Get over it.”
*In relation to being upset about someone being rude!

“I might just do dishes so I feel at home.”
* In relation to us being at TownPlace Suites by Marriott (an extended stay property with a full kitchen) and her missing home.

“Can I eat all these?”
* In relation to already eating all the wheat thins and not leaving me any.

“Shh shh. My favorite part is coming up.”
* In relation to listening to a bagpipe song on the only radio station available for an hour!

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At age 25, Ryan Avery became the youngest World Champion of Public Speaking in history; competing against more than 30,000 people from 116 countries to claim the 2012 Championship title. As an Emmy Award winning journalist and a proud member of the National Speakers Association, Ryan uses his background in multimedia and speaking to help reach the younger generation on the importance of improving their communication skills in order to advance in their professional and personal life.

7 Comments on "Chelsea’s Tour Quotes"

  • Jordann says

    I love these! I love seeing a couple that is in love and knows how to have fun and laugh at life. Reminds me of my own relationship! Hope the tour continue to goes well! Although disappointed I don’t see Colorado on there!

    • Great stuff – but I send Chelsea’s “revenge” coming…(S)he who blogs last…?

  • oohhhh buddy you just wait! i can take a lot of embarrassing pictures of you :) and if you start being funnier i can also start a quote book for you too. haaaaa!

  • Suzanne says

    Too funny! Just wait to hear what she says when you’ve been married 20 years!

  • No wonder you love her!
    You should make this a monthly thing. Chelsea quotes.

  • elliot dennis says

    Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman!


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